Brian the Weather Guy

so I was watching the news this morning and they have Brian the weather guy just being himself - gay as usual.

I mean seriously he dressed up as the 'effin fruit of the loom grape guy for halloween, who does that?

So He's talking about the weather - for once - but deciding that the weather is not as important as how chapped his lips are and so he is putting on chapstick on the air. How unprofessional is that - it's not related to his job at all. So all I'm thinking is I wish that it was lipstick in that chapstick case and no one would tell him. That would be halarious and so fitting for him.

Then he comes walking on with his dumb dog - who is a black lab, can you get any more original than that? A black lab is the most common dog out there - which means that no one in the world cares to see it. I can see twelve of them by just walking down the block a little, so no brian, I dont care about your dog, I dont care about you putting on chapstick. All I want is the weather which last I checked is your job to provide. Put on your lipstick on your own time not mine.

Now I start to wonder - I wonder what he does on his own time - maybe when he is on the weather this is the only time he has a chance to interact with people. For some reason I picture the silence of the lambs guy who says "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" Now I am sure - Brian the weather guy is that guy. He tucks it back on his own time and looks in the mirror for hours. Thats why when he's on tv he makes me watch him put on chapstick ... now it makes sense.

I will never view him the same way again... haha and now niether will you ... My job here is complete

Here are some pictures so you understand what I'm talking about