To My Future Child

Dearest Child who isn't made yet



I apologize for your future existence but I thought you should know the reason you are here...



I truly could not resist your fathers amazingly stunning good looks tonight...



I will include a picture just so you understand...













However little unmade baby treasure I think I could have resisted this until the clothes came off and I found Option K from the JCPenney's catologue that I begged and begged him to order...







The way the geometric shapes and the non revealing blue skin tight leotard played against his skin tones was just too much to control. Don't you understand the convenience of having BOTH comfort AND fashion in MACHINE-WASHABLE Men's Underwear. Don't worry dear baby I know that some day it will all make sense to you ...

Love,

You're future mother